Three Greens

Tower: "TW334, clear to land"

Pilot: "Clear to land, TW334"

Tower: "TW334, I can not see any landing gear. Is your gear down?"

Pilot: "Say again, I can't hear you because there is some darn horn blaring in my ear!"

Tower: "TW334, Your landing gear is NOT DOWN"

Pilot: "Say what, I can't understand you"

Tower: "Your landing gear is ..... awwwww sh**."


Last updated: 20 August, 2004 13:52