Scary PA Announcement

A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom.

"Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking.

Welcome to Flight Number 254, non-stop from Louisville to Miami.

The weather ahead is good and we expect a smooth and uneventful flight.

So just sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"

Silence followed for several minutes.

Finally the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry for the earlier scare.

While I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

Back in coach, a passenger said to the person next to him,

"That's nothing! He should see the back of mine!"
 

Last updated: 20 August, 2004 14:06