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	Q: How does the Airbus A340 manage to climb? A: By the curvature of the earth!
	Q: What is the difference between a flight attendant and a jet engine? A: The jet engine stops whining at the gate.
	Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he's about to hit the ground? A: His guide dog's leash goes slack.
	Q: Why does the Pope kiss the ground each time that he lands? A: Did you ever fly with Alitalia?
	Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew? A: A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.
	Q: How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
	Q: What do pilots use for birth control? A: Their personality.
	Q: How do you know if there is a pilot at your party? A: He'll tell you.

Last updated: 18 August, 2004 09:37