ATC Time

A pilot asks ATC what time it is.

ATC responds:

Well if you are a  Cessna 150 its 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

If your an Army Helicopter its 14:00 Hours.

If your JAL flight 001A, its last Tuesday.

And if you are a USMC helicopter then Mickey's big hand is on the 12 and his little hand is on the 2."


Last updated: 20 August, 2004 13:55