Anything You Can Do...
Over Vietnam, 1960's:
A young guy flying an F-4 fighter
was flying escort for a B-52 and generally was making a nuisance of himself;
acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog
said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."
The veteran bomber pilot answered "Try this hot-shot..." and continued flying straight and level.
Puzzled, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"
B-52: "I just shutdown two engines, kid."
Last updated: 18 August, 2004 09:45